True crime looks good on you.
Cold cases. Hot takes.
True crime looks good on you.
Cold cases. Hot takes.
True crime looks good on you.
Cold cases. Hot takes.
True crime looks good on you.
Cold cases. Hot takes.
True crime looks good on you.
Cold cases. Hot takes.
True crime looks good on you.
Cold cases. Hot takes.
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If At First You Don’t Succeed It’s Only Attempted Murder T-Shirt

$29.99 $19.99
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A motivational quote, technically. Just with a true crime problem.

The If At First You Don’t Succeed It’s Only Attempted Murder T-Shirt combines dark humor with a dramatic vintage floral design featuring deep red roses, gothic-style typography and a perfectly unhinged punchline. It’s made for true crime fans who like their murder documentaries serious and their shirts very much not.

Printed on a soft unisex tee with a comfortable everyday fit, it’s perfect for true crime marathons, podcast binges, casual wear or making fellow armchair detectives laugh from across the room.

Perfect for true crime lovers, dark humor fans, murder mystery addicts, crime show binge-watchers and anyone whose sense of humor belongs in an evidence bag.

Select color: Black

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More details

  • Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Heather colors are 65% polyester, 35% cotton
  • Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
  • Relaxed fit
  • Unisex sizing

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

If At First You Don’t Succeed It’s Only Attempted Murder T-Shirt Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width Sleeve length
S
28
18
16.75
M
29
20
17.88
L
30
22
19.13
XL
31
24
20.38
2XL
32
26
21.63
3XL
33
28
22.75

Measurements are provided by suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).

Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.

 


A Length

Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.

B Width

Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the shirt to the seam under the opposite sleeve.

C Sleeve length

Place the end of the tape at the center back of the collar, then pull the tape measure along the top seam of the sleeve. When you get to the shoulder hold the tape in place at the shoulder and continue to pull down the sleeve until you reach the hem of the sleeve.