True crime looks good on you.
Cold cases. Hot takes.
True crime looks good on you.
Cold cases. Hot takes.
True crime looks good on you.
Cold cases. Hot takes.
True crime looks good on you.
Cold cases. Hot takes.
True crime looks good on you.
Cold cases. Hot takes.
True crime looks good on you.
Cold cases. Hot takes.
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Attempted Murder Probable Caws T-Shirt

196,77 kr. 131,16 kr. DKK
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A little suspicious. A little murderous. Technically still just birds.

The Attempted Murder Probable Caws T-Shirt plays on one of the best dark-humor bird jokes around, gives the classic legal phrase a perfectly ridiculous crow-themed twist.

Featuring two black crows beneath a moody golden moon in a vintage gothic-style badge design, this tee fits right in with true crime humor, spooky aesthetics, and anyone who appreciates a smart pun with slightly questionable energy.

Attempted Murder Probable Caws T-Shirt is printed on a soft unisex tee with a comfortable everyday fit, it’s perfect for true crime lovers, crow and raven fans, crow pun humor lovers, birdwatchers, gothic humor fans, and people who enjoy explaining their shirt to confused strangers.

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More details

  • Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Heather colors are 65% polyester, 35% cotton
  • Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
  • Relaxed fit
  • Unisex sizing

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

Attempted Murder Probable Caws T-Shirt Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width Sleeve length
S
28
18
16.75
M
29
20
17.88
L
30
22
19.13
XL
31
24
20.38
2XL
32
26
21.63
3XL
33
28
22.75

Measurements are provided by suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).

Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.

 


A Length

Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.

B Width

Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the shirt to the seam under the opposite sleeve.

C Sleeve length

Place the end of the tape at the center back of the collar, then pull the tape measure along the top seam of the sleeve. When you get to the shoulder hold the tape in place at the shoulder and continue to pull down the sleeve until you reach the hem of the sleeve.