I Need to Get in Shape Before My Chalk Outline Becomes a Circle T-Shirt

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Dark humor, questionable motivation, and one very specific fitness goal.

The I Need to Get in Shape Before My Chalk Outline Becomes a Circle T-Shirt is made for true crime fans who like their jokes dark, self-deprecating, and impossible to miss. The retro typography and chalk-outline circle design give it a bold vintage look that lands instantly.

About the tee

  • Soft, lightweight 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Relaxed unisex fit
  • Comfortable for everyday wear
  • Lightweight 4.2 oz fabric
  • Unisex sizing

Perfect gift for true crime lovers, dark humor fans, murder-show binge-watchers, and anyone whose fitness motivation is slightly more morbid than average.

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More details

  • Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Heather colors are 65% polyester, 35% cotton
  • Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
  • Relaxed fit
  • Unisex sizing

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.