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I Fall Asleep to Murder Shows Like a Normal Person T-Shirt

$52.84 $38.56 CAD
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Some people need rain sounds. Some people need an unresolved homicide playing quietly in the background.

The I Fall Asleep to Murder Shows Like a Normal Person T-Shirt is made for women whose bedtime routine includes cold cases, suspicious alibis and “just one more episode” before sleep. The retro lounge scene, vintage TV and dark humor make it perfect for true crime nights on the couch.

About the tee

  • Soft, lightweight 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Relaxed unisex fit
  • Comfortable for everyday wear
  • Lightweight 4.2 oz fabric
  • Unisex sizing

Perfect for murder show binge-watchers, true crime podcast fans, couch detectives and anyone who genuinely finds crime documentaries relaxing.

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More details

  • Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Heather colors are 65% polyester, 35% cotton
  • Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
  • Relaxed fit
  • Unisex sizing

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

I Fall Asleep to Murder Shows Like a Normal Person T-Shirt Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width Sleeve length
S
28
18
16.75
M
29
20
17.88
L
30
22
19.13
XL
31
24
20.38
2XL
32
26
21.63
3XL
33
28
22.75

Measurements are provided by suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).

Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.

 

A Length

Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.

B Width

Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the shirt to the seam under the opposite sleeve.

C Sleeve length

Place the end of the tape at the center back of the collar, then pull the tape measure along the top seam of the sleeve. When you get to the shoulder hold the tape in place at the shoulder and continue to pull down the sleeve until you reach the hem of the sleeve.