True crime looks good on you.
Cold cases. Hot takes.
True crime looks good on you.
Cold cases. Hot takes.
True crime looks good on you.
Cold cases. Hot takes.
True crime looks good on you.
Cold cases. Hot takes.
True crime looks good on you.
Cold cases. Hot takes.
True crime looks good on you.
Cold cases. Hot takes.
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A Real Man Will Chase After You Funny Serial Killer T-Shirt

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Romance is dead. Unfortunately, he’s still running.

The A Real Man Will Chase After You T-Shirt puts a darkly funny twist on the classic “a real man will chase after you” saying, pairing it with a masked slasher holding a knife for a perfectly unhinged horror punchline.

Designed in a gritty vintage horror style with distressed lettering and a bold orange-black palette, it’s made for women who love serial killers, slasher movies, dark humor, creepy season energy and graphic tees that get an immediate double take.

Printed on a soft unisex tee with a comfortable everyday fit, it’s perfect for horror fans, Halloween lovers, serial killer lovers, true crime addicts, scary movie addicts, and anyone whose taste in men may need to be reviewed by the authorities.

Select color: Black

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More details

  • Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Heather colors are 65% polyester, 35% cotton
  • Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
  • Relaxed fit
  • Unisex sizing

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

A Real Man Will Chase After You Funny Serial Killer T-Shirt Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width Sleeve length
S
28
18
16.75
M
29
20
17.88
L
30
22
19.13
XL
31
24
20.38
2XL
32
26
21.63
3XL
33
28
22.75

Measurements are provided by suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).

Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.

 


A Length

Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.

B Width

Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the shirt to the seam under the opposite sleeve.

C Sleeve length

Place the end of the tape at the center back of the collar, then pull the tape measure along the top seam of the sleeve. When you get to the shoulder hold the tape in place at the shoulder and continue to pull down the sleeve until you reach the hem of the sleeve.